once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
I like juice, but most importantly pizza and hot celebrities i can never have.
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all
i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact
WHEN MY PARENTS SAY I CAN GO OUT AND CHANGE THEIR MINDS AT THE LAST MINUTE
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD
that’s what they want you to think