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Hello my name is Jania & according to my local police department I am a disrespectful sarcastic waste of money.
I like girls and boys, but most importantly pizza and hot celebrities i can never have.


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coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

unbears:

don’t let the beauty of the fog slow you down.

unbears:

don’t let the beauty of the fog slow you down.

i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

d0nn0:

The most frustrating thing that happens to me is when your hand is in a really nice position but you move it and then can’t remember the the best postition it was in

  #no dude    #it's messy by choice  
luciferssugardaddy:

you didn’t even like his page how do you expect him to like your selfie

luciferssugardaddy:

you didn’t even like his page how do you expect him to like your selfie

What is love

Anonymous

academy:

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mychemical-abandonment-issues:

anchored-secrets:

larrydicks:

dog-shiit:

anchored-secrets:

PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT

step one: go outside for once.

oh

but the outernet is scary

the outernet

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

discovers:

<3

discovers:

<3

  #true love