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Hello my name is Jania & according to my local police department I am a disrespectful sarcastic waste of money.
I like juice, but most importantly pizza and hot celebrities i can never have.


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paperlucario:

finding out somebody you thought was cool is actually a giant asshole

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cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

lanafan:

Lana Del Rey photographed by her sister Chuck Grant, 2012

peetasboxers:

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

  #there's a whole post about this  

nayx:

sir, all you have done throughout this entire court session is break dance in front of the judge.  where is your lawyer.  what are you even charged with

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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If only i had checked myself
guy who wrecked himself  (via mosby)

nothiings:

sit up straight then reblog this so your followers sit properly too you’re welcome

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

llllucy:

Me at parties

llllucy:

Me at parties

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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