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Hello my name is Jania & according to my local police department I am a disrespectful sarcastic waste of money.
I like juice, but most importantly pizza and hot celebrities i can never have.


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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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unkoer:

楽しいムーミン一家 | 商品詳細 | まんだらけオークション

the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

coffeandcigarettes1:

ILLUSION PAINTING

coffeandcigarettes1:

ILLUSION PAINTING

WHEN MY PARENTS SAY I CAN GO OUT AND CHANGE THEIR MINDS AT THE LAST MINUTE

kixxinq:

image

dulect:

cut3pandaa:

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD

that’s what they want you to think

teacher: you have a new classmate
me: please for the love of god be a hot boy
laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall